DILI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

running and laughing in Dili, Timor-Leste since 2000

Hasher Wall of Shame

By 1 August 2014, Dili Hash had completed 755 runs. Here is a list of Dili hashers who have cracked 50 runs.  Current runners in bold.

  Hasher No. of Runs Last Run
1 DAISY 469 751
2 TAIL LIGHT 402 750
3 MUDFLAP 361 541
4 SHAMCOCK 300 750
5 U-BEND 295 750
6 BREWER'S DROOP 281 755
7 STAIN 254 603
8 CORRUPTION 246 735
9 CAVITY KID 227 751
10 TOE RAG 212 738
11 ROCKS OFF 206 745
12 PLUNGER 198 738
13 MASTER BOATS 191 752
14 MINI-DICKUS 186 447
15 TONGUE JOB 185 674
16 HUMIDITY 184 591
17 TRACTOR 176 736
18 IDADOWN 173 674
19 LACERATION 171 241
20 SQUATTER 166 755
21 FOCK TONGUE 165 754
22 PULL IT 163 311
23 FULL PRESS BODY 160 618
24 SLIPPERY DICK 159 754
25 HOT ARSE 158 295
26 CRABS 157 752
27 THE FIRST LADY 154 750
28 WAL 153 607
29 PEDANT - DICK 153 711
30 ORIFICE 147 750
31 FROGBALLS 137 755
32 SWALLOW 135 398
33 BARRED UP 134 619
34 PERSPIRATION 132 235
35 WEE WILLIE 128 174
36 BLOODY MARY 128 751
37 FOOTROT 123 607
38 SCABLIFTER 123 750
39 TAX WACA 121 416
40 BUTT SNIFFER 120 321
41 SEXON 119 488
42 DANGLES 119 602
43 BILGE PUMP 118 752
44 ONE MORE AND THAT'S ALL 117 728
45 HARRD UP 116 619
46 FRONT RUNNING BUM 115 586
47 BUPS 114 387
48 CUMILLA 114 435
49 FINGER LICKIN' GOOD 112 663
50 SADISTIC COUNTESS 111 526
51 INSEMINATOR 111 536
52 MR SHEEN 111 562
53 WHORE-MONICA 111 645
54 SLOGGER 110 618
55 HAPPY ENDING 110 672
56 Stain's Smudge 108 614
57 AEROLI 108 641
58 TWO SHITS 106 691
59 PUSH IT 105 311
60 FREEBALLIN' FRANK 105 755
61 MANCHITA 104 513
62 FLOGGER 102 618
63 MOOSE HEAD 102 728
64 QUACKINBUSH 102 753
65 HAIDROLIK 101 131
66 MOBY DICK 101 468
67 HANDJOB 100 417
68 NICE ASSETS 100 665
69 THE BAPTIST 98 459
70 BIG FOSSIL 93 368
71 L-WOOD 93 612
72 KLOG BOY 88 754
73 LOST HUEVOS 86 755
74 BROWNEYE 84 206
75 STICKY HANDS 84 751
76 WTFAI (Where the fuck am I) 82 752
77 NUTS ON 82 755
78 BOB DOWN 81 547
79 COCKA CHINO 81 721
80 NUMATIK 80 131
81 HORNY HAT 80 184
82 DONKEY KONG 79 753
83 SPANNER DICK 78 337
84 THE BISHOP 78 532
85 WISHING-WELL 76 461
86 SPECIAL ED .05 76 715
87 NUTS OFF 75 753
88 AER LINGUS 73 670
89 HAPPY FEET 73 713
90 MISS GUIDED 72 674
91 SUER 72 739
92 TONSILS 72 745
93 KNOB GOBBLER 71 645
94 HEY BABY 70 413
95 MOOSE DROOL 70 536
96 WATER RAT 70 734
97 TORNADO 69 319
98 CHOKER (local) 69 595
99 HORNY 68 547
100 PEEK A BOO 67 388
101 WET SPOT 66 558
102 TUPPA 65 204
103 GO SAINTS 65 587
104 BOODA-PEST 65 754
105 PETER THE PIPER 64 201
106 FROGGLE SNOT 64 755
107 MOLE-DIVA 63 587
108 BUMPS 62 387
109 WHICH ONE 62 482
110 COLD FINGER 62 557
111 CUDDLES 62 599
112 BLACKOUT 61 383
113 ENEMA 60 188
114 INSIDER 60 312
115 TAX DEDUCTION 60 319
116 KRUSTY 60 438
117 JUST CHECKING 60 471
118 ALTAR BOY 60 524
119 BIBIKING 60 620
120 BULLSHIT 59 167
121 JOB IN THE GOB 59 489
122 PLANT PROTECTOR 59 754
123 PISTON 58 335
124 COLD SPOON 58 514
125 SPACEMAN 58 540
126 TIT LIST 58 560
127 HARI DONUT 57 220
128 BIBIKING 56 256
129 BROWN-OUT 56 380
130 PRISCILLA QUEEN OF DESSERTS 56 673
131 SIMPLE SEAMAN 56 746
132 TAX AVOIDER 55 319
133 NAPPY 55 536
134 UNPROTECTED 55 754
135 FOSSIL FIDDLER 54 357
136 ROOTED ROTOR 54 544
137 CASH MOUNTAIN 54 667
138 LAZY PRICK 54 738
139 PUMPER 53 652
140 BUTILICHOUS 53 672
141 BURGER QUEEN 53 728
142 PANTS ON ON FIRE (POOF) 53 750
143 JOYSTICK 52 171
144 DAYGLOW 52 414
145 TEXASS 52 666
146 WHERE'S MY WATCH? 52 674
147 LOVE BOAT 52 752
148 HOOTERS 51 157
149 HOT LIPS 51 249
150 DARDD 51 606
151 DON TWO 51 754

The records show the following :Mr Sheen

  • 11 runners with 200 or more runs
  • 68 runners with 100 or more runs
  • 151 runners with 50 or more runs
  • And over 2000 have tried Dili hash.

Data most recently collected by Nuts On/Off, Root Canal, Cavity Kid (the Ghost Who Wanks) and Yankee Doodle Candy (obviously a genetic mutation courtesy of Root Canal) and processed by Squatter (the Wanker Who Ghosts).  However, all complaints to Mr.Sheen who will only complain bitterly because he is now salubriating in Brisbane after a spell of diamond running in Zimbabwe.

We are all trying to forget all other known past hashcashes including KnobGobbler, Wal, BlowJob, Squatter ...